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XENOPHOBIA IS CONTAGIOUS: You thought Arizona was bad enough. Well, here comes the next wingnut, Republican Representative Debbie Riddle, who says she plans to introduce a similar “get-tough” immigration measure in Texas in the January legislative session. Because the federal government isn’t doing its job or some shit, not because this country is disgustingly discriminatory, [...]

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…FOR BEING A DIRTY MUSLIM WHO HATES THE BABY JESUS AND THE CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR?? Let’s let him tell it, shall we? Ladies and gents, we present, Russell Wiseman! From Commercial Appeal dot com: In the opinion of Arlington Mayor Russell Wiseman, President Barack Obama’s speech on Tuesday night on the war in Afghanistan [...]

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THIS CHAT SHOULD GO OVER WELL: President Obama will be speaking at the United States Military Academy at West Point (symbolism!), and asking 30,000 troops from…somewhere…CanIHazSpareTroops.com, maybe…to head into Afghanistan, for More War. He will tell them (and us) all about how nice Afghanistan is this time of year, what with its rugged mountain terrain, [...]

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Terrorist mastermind and queef-personified Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will soon be transferred from Guantanamo Bay to New York, to stand trial for 9/11′ing the United States eight years ago. He will also, according to hunky and mustachioed Attorney General Eric Holder, probably face the death penalty. Huzzah! Death death death death! But alas, Erick Erickson, leading [...]

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MWAHAHAH: Kazart! Barack Obama is your 2009 Nobel Peace Prize Winner, somehow! Nominations for the award had to be submitted less than two weeks after Mr. Obama was sworn in as President, but according to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, “only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention [...]

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GUESS WHO’S BEEN MASTURBATING INTO HIS COPY OF THE TURNER DIARIES AGAIN??? John L. Perry, the Wednesday Wingnut of the Week, unleashed the op-ed of all op-ed’s today, yes indeed-y. He simply and arbitrarily called for a run-of-the-mill and bloodless (?) military coup, to finally solve the ‘Obama problem’ (black niggra socialism). Perry intones that [...]

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Hey there! Since we have not posted one blessed item in a few days, we offer you a series of exciting photos from Saturday’s teabagger event in Washington D.C, entitled, “Teabaggers Go To D.C For The Day After The Anniversary Of 9/11 And Teabaggery + Kenyan Birf Cerfiftekittes“. It was a real hoot! I mean, [...]

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So by now we all know that President Barry’s sexy health care speech to a joint session of Congress last night featured a shout-y birther wingnut from South Carolina screaming, “You Lie!” at the President. Well here is this groovy picture of Congressman Joe Wilson, in the midst of losing his blundering mind. Wilson did [...]

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DID YOU KNOW that when George H. W. Bush (Barbara’s wife) was president, he gave a televised address to schoolchildren, on not only the merits of staying in school, but on education policy? POLICY. And DID YOU KNOW that when that old wobbling apartheid-humping fool Ronald Reagan was president, he gave a speech to the [...]

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SO. The U.N. tried to do this responsible, preventative thing by putting together a set of proposed international sex education guidelines, aimed at reducing H.I.V. infections among young people worldwide. Which, great, considering the following sobering facts: – we do not have a vaccine for AIDS – only 40% of young people aged 15 to [...]

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I mean, I knew racists were creative (see: racism), but having a man in an Obama mask beating an old man and a fetus takes the cake. Jesus H. the fucking crazies in this fucking country. [via Slog]

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Here are some fine American protestards in Raleigh, North Carolina, being sad and shout-y and inane; or maybe they’re saving all of their letter ‘L’s for the coming revolllllllution?? And oooh, just look at all the diversity in that crowd. They’s all white, just like Jeebus. [Democratic Underground] [Ed. Note: Before any haters get their [...]

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MEANWHILE, SEN. DAVID VITTER LIKES THE ANGRY MOBS AT THE HEALTH CARE TOWN HALLS: Mr. “I Like Hookers Who Make Me Wear Diapers and Change Me When I Make A Boom-Boom” Vitter (R-La) is encouraging more angry and hostile rhetoric at his town halls because let’s organize and ‘get even’, just like they did in [...]

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Our civil and genteel discourse over health care reform descended upon a high school gymnasium in New Hampshire yesterday, as the president spoke to a multitude of supporters and opposition alike, in hopes of quelling the gathering shitstorm of insanity. But would he be able to convince a dubious and gun-toting public that he would [...]

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