NO MORE SOCIALIST KENYAN NIGGRAS CAN BE MINE PREZNIT EV’RY ‘GIN!! HIS HELF CARE PLAN HAS A CLAUSE ‘GINST MY TRIG! WELL MY TRIG IS AMERICAN, MISTER NO BIRF CERFIFTICKETZ SO DON’T EVEN TRY IT!!: “The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Sarah Palin’
Why Does Barack Obama Want To Kill Sarah Palin’s Baby? And Her Mama Too?!?
Posted in Animals, Health, Politicking, The End of the World, tagged health care reform, Michelle Bachmann, political terrorism, Sarah Palin, shit fer brains on 08/07/2009 | 2 Comments »
Today’s Headlines: 98 Percent Of Humanity Is Miserable, Rotting Trash
Posted in Health, Lawmaking, Politicking, The End of the World, War, tagged Africa, AIDS, American hypocrisy, Amnesty International, corrupt politicians, Health, human rights, ignorant media, laws, politics, Religion, Sarah Palin, Saudi Arabia, The Catholic Church, torture on 07/22/2009 | Leave a Comment »
• Amnesty International accused Saudi Arabia today of using its campaign against terrorism as a facade for “a sustained assault on human rights.” Its report states thousands of people have been arrested and detain in virtual secrecy, while others have been killed in uncertain circumstances, following Saudi Arabia’s numerous counterterrorism measures since 9/11 which, combined [...]
BREAKING: SARAH PALIN RESIGNS AS GOVERNOR ON JULY 4TH WEEKEND TO DRIVE THE NEWS CYCLE FOR THE NEXT HOWEVER MANY DAYS
Posted in Politicking, tagged make it stop, Mitt Romney to announce on Labor Day, Sarah Palin on 07/03/2009 | Leave a Comment »
SHE WILL OBVIOUSLY BE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012 AND FIGURES MICHAEL JACKSON CAN’T DIE AGAIN AND KNOCK HER OFF THE FRONT PAGE: Just yesterday I relented and posted something related to this jackass, obviously jinxing the nation. She has immediately doubled down on publicity, by quitting her job as Governor of Alaska, relinquishing power [...]
Just Say No
Posted in Politicking, tagged News, politics, pro-rape Alaskans, Sarah Palin on 04/17/2009 | Leave a Comment »
To gay-bashing, racist misogynists, that is. Alaska did it. In a historical vote yesterday, both houses of Alaska’s state legislature rejected batshit crazy wingnut Wayne Anthony Ross as nominee for state Attorney General. We’re sad over the loss of future insanity and mocking opportunities this dude was certain to provide, but you know, we’re happy [...]
Objectification, and Thus. As Such
Posted in Politicking, tagged dumb studies, Sarah Palin on 03/05/2009 | 1 Comment »
Y’all, it wasn’t Sarah Palin’s fault that she came across sounding all incompetent and ignant to the masses. It’s because she’s beautiful! (Her? Really?) And in our blind attraction (read: rage), we were too busy drooling over her looks to consider her a proper candidate, with brains! and intelligent things! to say. Well, at least [...]
