…BY PUBLICLY ANNOUNCING TO REPORTERS THAT HE’S TRYING TO REKINDLE RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS ARGENTINE PARAMOUR: Gov. Sanford of South Carolina told reporters on Wednesday that he spent last weekend in Florida with his ex “side piece” trying to resuscitate their goings on. And we quote: “As a matter of record, everybody in this room knows [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Mark Sanford’
Mark Sanford Trying To Rekindle Sexin’ Relationship With Argentine Paramour…
Posted in Politicking, Sexytime, Wingnuts, tagged Argentina, Mark Sanford, old flames on 05/13/2010 | Leave a Comment »
Jenny Sanford Files For Divorce From Governor Mark Sanford, Presumably Because He Travelled Half The Globe To Get A Piece
Posted in War, tagged Jenny Sanford, Mark Sanford, sadnesses, when a woman's fed up on 12/11/2009 | Leave a Comment »
WOMEN WHO DIDN’T BEAT THEIR HUSBANDS WITH GOLF CLUBS: Jenny Sanford is out, honey. Girlfriend just ain’t putting this bullshit no more. But now the children will have to go to two Christmases. Sad. Well, thank your father, kids. [NY Daily News]
Mark Sanford’s Wife Moves Herself And The Kids Out Of Governor’s Mansion
Posted in Ladies, Politicking, Sexytime, tagged Jenny Sanford, Mark Sanford, when a woman's fed up on 08/07/2009 | Leave a Comment »
RUH ROH: But they had just gone on a two week vacation to Europe!! For healing!! “I have decided to move back to our home in Charleston with our sons for the upcoming school year,” Jenny Sanford said. “From there, we will work to continue the process of healing our family.” WHOOPS. Well, considering Gov. [...]
Mark Sanford’s Staff Incapable Of Getting Him To Stop Talking To Reporters
Posted in Politicking, Wingnuts, tagged ay papi, his kids probably hate him too, i'd vote for him, Mark Sanford, South Carolina on 06/30/2009 | 1 Comment »
JUST SLAP HIM AND TELL HIM TO STOP SAYING WORDS FOREVER; IT’S NOT HARD: Geez Louise, this guy. I was all set to ignore his terrible shame for the rest of my life, as it had seemed to cease in being hilarious. Oh well. During an emotional interview at his Statehouse office with The Associated [...]
Alleged Photos Of Mark Sanford’s Sophisticated Lady Have Surfaced
Posted in Politicking, Sexytime, Traveling to the Foreigns, tagged "she reminds me of a bedtime story...", ay papi, Mark Sanford on 06/25/2009 | 2 Comments »
The Argentine media is claiming Governor Mark Sanford’s friend with benefits, ‘Maria’, is this woman, Maria Belen Chapur, a successful 43 year-old business executive and mother of two. North America awaits her inevitable nude pictorial in Slave State magazine, the South Carolina quarterly. [Fits News]
Governor Mark Sanford’s Sexy Emails To Exotic Girlfriend ‘Maria’ Revealed
Posted in Politicking, Sexytime, Traveling to the Foreigns, Wingnuts, tagged better than Junot Diaz' writing at least, Mark Sanford on 06/24/2009 | Leave a Comment »
HERE’S SOME FINE, FINE PROSE FROM A MAN WHO HAS SEEN MARIA’S MRRROWW, AND LIKED IT: “You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that [...]
Breaking!! GOLLY GEE Mark Sanford Has Just Confessed To An Extra-Marital Affair, But What Is The Young Man’s Name??
Posted in Politicking, Sexytime, Traveling to the Foreigns, Wingnuts, tagged Father's Day is for sexing, he went to Argentina for a good cry, Mark Sanford, republicans, South Carolina on 06/24/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Oh sure he says it was with a woman, but he’s been lying about everything else so … eh … let’s give him a pass, for now. Just know that South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, in a troubling, meandering, whimpering, and politically suicidal press conference – in which he apologized to God and various humans [...]
And By ‘Appalachian Trail’ He Meant ‘Buenos Aires’
Posted in Politicking, Traveling to the Foreigns, Wingnuts, tagged ay papi, Mark Sanford, weirdos on 06/24/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Rascally Governor Mark Sanford (R-South Carolina) was NOT actually rubbing his crotch against the trees in the forest, to relax, as was previously reported. He was in Buenos Aires, Argentina, “alone” the whole time (mmhmm), seeking out the exotic locale and ahem, recharging his battery. Addressing the media at Hartsfield Airport in Atlanta, Sanford said [...]
Maybe He Just Wanted To Know How It Felt To Take A Dump In The Forest?
Posted in Politicking, tagged becoming one with nature, Mark Sanford, shitheads, South Carolina, what happens on the trail stays on the trail on 06/23/2009 | 1 Comment »
GUBERNATORIAL UPDATES: Mark Sanford, South Carolina, has been found! (Hooray!) And plans to return to work tomorrow! (Ugh.) According to his spokesman, the Governor also seemed to be “taken aback” by the amount of attention his five-day absence from Earth received. Because again, sitting governors often abandon their families, staff, and constituents for days on [...]
Today’s Headlines: South Carolina Governor Lost In The Woods And Has Apparently Never Seen Deliverance
Posted in Military, Politicking, Science, Stuff, War, Weirdnesses, tagged brain trauma, drug cartels, Mark Sanford on 06/23/2009 | Leave a Comment »
• Being a 14 year-old hired killer for your local Mexican drug cartel is a pretty cool way to make a living because you get to make some money, score hot chicks, and kill people. Oh and the tattoos you get in jail? Delish… [NY Times] • An untrained idiot (like me, for instance) would [...]
