Remember that Iraqi journalist who fired a split-fingered fastball, with his shoe, at President George W. Bush last year, only to miss by a smidge because the former President has the reflexes and quick twitch musculature of a Botswana meerkat?? Well, said journalist, Muntader al-Zaidi, upon his release from prison, says he was tortured for [...]
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The Journalist Who Tried To Nail George W. Bush With A Shoe Claims He Was Tortured In Prison
Posted in Terrorisms, War, World News, tagged crude weapons, George W. Bush, Muntader al-Zaidi, violence on teevee on 09/15/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dick Cheney Would Have Soooo Bombed Iran That One Time (All The Time)
Posted in Animals, Politicking, Terrorisms, The End of the World, Traveling to the Foreigns, War, Wingnuts, World News, tagged bomb them, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Obama Administration on 08/31/2009 | Leave a Comment »
HERE’S YOUR ‘NO SHIT, SHERLOCK’ QUOTE FOR THE WEEK: “I was probably a bigger advocate of military action than any of my colleagues,” Cheney told Fox News Sunday. Haha, noooo, you, really? Anyway, yeah, Dick Cheney wanted to kill Iran fer good because they have a nuclear weapons program, just like we do! The nerve [...]
Hey Dick Cheney Hates George W. Bush Too!
Posted in Politicking, Terrorisms, The End of the World, Wingnuts, tagged angry old men, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, grrrrrrr, hissy fits on 08/13/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Undead ex-veep Dick Cheney has ceased in calling Barack Obama a pussified Marxist just long enough to slap his old crony George Dubya around as well, and he’ll be dishing it out in his soon-to-be-released memoir, How To Kick A Kitten and Cum at the Same Time. Cheney contends that in his second term, President [...]
George W. Bush An Actual Insane Person; Attempted To Coerce Jacques Chirac Into Helping Him Bomb Iraq in 2003 By Mentioning Fictional Bible Demons Gog and Magog
Posted in Atheism, Books, Politicking, Religion, Terrorisms, The End of the World, War, Wingnuts, World News, tagged ...craaaaazzzy..., fancy book learnin', France, George W. Bush, Jacques Chirac, politics, Religion, Terrorisms, the Bible, the Bush legacy, War on 08/06/2009 | 2 Comments »
WHAT THE FUCK WAS PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY FROM 2000 TO 2008? EH, HERE’S YOUR LEAD: “Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French President Jacques Chirac in early 2003 that Iraq must be invaded to thwart Gog and Magog, the Bible’s satanic agents of the Apocalypse.” FINE BY ME. Now, as we all strongly consider [...]
Today’s Headlines: Sonia Sotomayor, Why Were You Born Puerto Rican??
Posted in Ladies, Lawmaking, Politicking, Racisms, tagged C.I.A, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Philadelphia, racism, Sonia Sotomayor, the supreme court on 07/14/2009 | Leave a Comment »
• Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor, a person known to not be an old white guy (not cool, Sonia), goes through her second day of questioning at her Senate confirmation hearing today. Ancient and atavistic Republicans will be annoying to her, but she’ll likely be confirmed soon the end. But just look at this picture [...]
George W. Bush Visits Calgary, And They’re Cool With That
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Dick Cheney, George W. Bush on 03/17/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Former President George W. Bush (remember him? the one with the problems?) went a-visitin’ Calgary, Canada for a couple of days, to deliver his first big speech since being exiled back to Texas in January. He apparently cannot book a speaking gig in the United States (we’d heard enough), and did not take that job [...]
George W. Bush Offered Greeter Position At Dallas Area Hardware Store
Posted in Jobs, Politicking, tagged George W. Bush on 02/24/2009 | 1 Comment »
Fearing he couldn’t work the cash register, Elliott’s Hardware of Dallas Forth-Worth has offered former President George W. Bush the chance to stand at the front of their store and wave at the folks as they hunker in for screws and such. He can do that one plenty good, we figure. Right? Elliott’s even went [...]
