BECAUSE HE’S ALREADY DEAD? Ex-vice President Orlock underwent a stress test, heart catheterization, and was administered virgin blood at George Washington University Hospital today. He is said to be resting comfortably and is expected to be released in a day or two. [Wash Po]
Posts Tagged ‘Dick Cheney’
Dick Cheney’s Fifth (!) Heart Attack Can’t Kill Him Either
Posted in Health, Sicknesses, Terrorisms, Wingnuts, tagged death, Dick Cheney, the undead on 02/23/2010 | Leave a Comment »
Dick Cheney Would Have Soooo Bombed Iran That One Time (All The Time)
Posted in Animals, Politicking, Terrorisms, The End of the World, Traveling to the Foreigns, War, Wingnuts, World News, tagged bomb them, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Obama Administration on 08/31/2009 | Leave a Comment »
HERE’S YOUR ‘NO SHIT, SHERLOCK’ QUOTE FOR THE WEEK: “I was probably a bigger advocate of military action than any of my colleagues,” Cheney told Fox News Sunday. Haha, noooo, you, really? Anyway, yeah, Dick Cheney wanted to kill Iran fer good because they have a nuclear weapons program, just like we do! The nerve [...]
Hey Dick Cheney Hates George W. Bush Too!
Posted in Politicking, Terrorisms, The End of the World, Wingnuts, tagged angry old men, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, grrrrrrr, hissy fits on 08/13/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Undead ex-veep Dick Cheney has ceased in calling Barack Obama a pussified Marxist just long enough to slap his old crony George Dubya around as well, and he’ll be dishing it out in his soon-to-be-released memoir, How To Kick A Kitten and Cum at the Same Time. Cheney contends that in his second term, President [...]
Today’s Headlines: Sonia Sotomayor, Why Were You Born Puerto Rican??
Posted in Ladies, Lawmaking, Politicking, Racisms, tagged C.I.A, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Philadelphia, racism, Sonia Sotomayor, the supreme court on 07/14/2009 | Leave a Comment »
• Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor, a person known to not be an old white guy (not cool, Sonia), goes through her second day of questioning at her Senate confirmation hearing today. Ancient and atavistic Republicans will be annoying to her, but she’ll likely be confirmed soon the end. But just look at this picture [...]
Dick Cheney’s Secret Creepy C.I.A Program So Creepy The C.I.A Barely Knew About It
Posted in Terrorisms, The End of the World, Wingnuts, tagged Dick Cheney, he will haunt you, he will never die, things that make the director of the CIA blush on 07/13/2009 | Leave a Comment »
WHAT HAS NO BEGINNING, NO END, NO NAME, AND IS KEPT IRRIGATED BY THE OOZE OF THE DEVIL’S PRE-EJACULATE? It’s Dick Cheney secret ‘counterterrorism’ program, of course! It was so veiled and weird and beyond the scope of man, the Director of the CIA Leon Panetta didnt even know it existed until last month. Panetta, [...]
Bondage Fetishist Dick Cheney Supports Gay Marriage
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Dick Cheney, rainbows on 06/02/2009 | Leave a Comment »
AND NOW THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON: Remember this Dick Cheney guy last week, when he was all, ‘Sorry Mr. President, but waterboarding isn’t torture when you’re doing it to somebody else. Round me up an Arab and I’ll prove it to ya’ ?? Well, he’s moved on from that small bit of deviance to another: [...]
And A Sweaty, Drug-Addicted Vulgarian Shall Lead Them
Posted in Wingnuts, tagged Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, they should just fuck and get it over with on 05/11/2009 | Leave a Comment »
WHY NOT? Rapist of joy Dick Cheney thinks Rush Limbaugh should lead the Republican Party, over say, former four-star general and ex-Secretary of State Colin Powell, because Powell passed on his great chance to vote for Launchpad McQuack and his ghetto-fabulous fake girlfriend in last November’s presidential election. “If I had to choose in terms [...]
Dangerous Creep Dick Cheney Wants ALL the Torture Memos Released
Posted in Terrorisms, tagged Dick Cheney, he will never die on 04/21/2009 | Leave a Comment »
WE NEED TO SHOW ALL THE GOOD TORTURING DID FOR AMERICA, RIGHT NOW: Pathetic, undead fraud Dick Cheney claims to have asked the CIA to declassify more torture memos so that you can see for yourself that if we did not torture Al-Qaeda members, we’d be less safe. The Obama administration had previously released some [...]
GOP To Dick Cheney: ‘OMG STFU’
Posted in Politicking, tagged Dick Cheney on 03/24/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dick Cheney is a dangerous fraud and lunatic who has competed for decades with other maniacal ‘world leaders’ in an unabashed game of Planetary Arson. His main objectives are WAR and TREACHERY, and to those ends he has performed with spectacular aplomb. A mummified American elder assumed to be wilting away after the country swore [...]
George W. Bush Visits Calgary, And They’re Cool With That
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Dick Cheney, George W. Bush on 03/17/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Former President George W. Bush (remember him? the one with the problems?) went a-visitin’ Calgary, Canada for a couple of days, to deliver his first big speech since being exiled back to Texas in January. He apparently cannot book a speaking gig in the United States (we’d heard enough), and did not take that job [...]
