According to a new report by the United Nations, the U.S. military did major damage to the site of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, one of the original Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. Were they looking for WMDs? Bin Ladin’s training camp? Was Sadam hiding by the rosebushes? Did they feel the gardens threatened [...]
Posts Tagged ‘bad ideas’
U.S. Troops Destroy Ancient World Wonder
Posted in Art, Stuff, Traveling to the Foreigns, tagged american carelessness and disrespect for foreigners, Art, bad ideas, Military, why the rest of the world hates america on 07/31/2009 | 1 Comment »
Missouri State Representative Cynthia Davis Thinks Kids Should Be Denied Summer Food Program, In Hopes It Motivates Them To Get A Job For Chrissakes
Posted in Politicking, tagged bad ideas, child hunger, Missouri, politics, shitheads, someone fart on this woman on 06/22/2009 | 4 Comments »
The Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services has a summer food program (probably for illegal immigrants and the coloreds) that provides “food during the summer for thousands of low-income Missouri children who rely on the school cafeteria for free or reduced-price meals during the regular school year.” Say, how thoughtful. Right? Well, no, not [...]
No Child Left Behind Law Leaving Behind Children All The Time
Posted in Education, tagged bad ideas, minorities is bad at maths, studies on 04/29/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Remember that law the Bush administration passed, promising to narrow the achievement gap between white and “minority” students? Turns out, it don’t work too good (which is surprising, in light of the success of Dubya’s other ‘progressive’ and caring social policies). The good news of course, is that it’s blacks and Hispanics being left behind, [...]
Exciting Sex Move ‘Daggeration’ Breaking Jamaican Men’s Penises At Alarming Rate
Posted in Weirdnesses, tagged bad breaks, bad ideas, Music, stupid trends on 04/16/2009 | 2 Comments »
“DURING VERY RIGOROUS INTERCOURSE, THE PENIS SLIPS OUT AND IN AN ATTEMPT TO RAM IT BACK IN, THE MAN HITS THE WOMAN’S PUBIC BONE AND POPS THE PENIS”: Why certainly, how do you do it? This hot new trend of having sex for the purposes of breaking your dick into a thousand pieces has led [...]
Fleecing the Unemployed
Posted in Economy, Jobs, Uncategorized, tagged bad ideas, unemployment on 03/15/2009 | Leave a Comment »
We thought it impressive, in a “hey, the government’s like, almost catching up to technology” sort of way, when we read that 30 states were offering debit cards as an alternative to checks to their unemployed citizens. People can get the debit card immediately, instead of waiting 10 broke days for a check, and can [...]
Separate But Equal
Posted in Education, tagged bad ideas on 03/11/2009 | 1 Comment »
If your students are testing poorly and have behavioral problems, why not blame their sex and place them in single-sex classrooms to, err, help them learn? That’s what P.S. 140 up in the Bronx did. The geniuses behind such “revolutionary” initiatives argue that the separation of classrooms by gender result in fewer confrontations between students, [...]
