What we all want, in all their wonderful, gendered, hetero, stereotypical glory. In His and Hers versions, no less! HIS: GIVE ME – beer, sex, food STOP – nagging, moaning, whining Say yes Say no Remove clothes Cook Clean Leave Calm down Hurry up HERS: TALK ABOUT – feelings, shopping, shoes STOP – snoring, farting, [...]
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V-Day Gift Ideas
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged gift ideas, his and hers, Sexy Fridays, Valentine's Day, WANT on 02/12/2010 | Leave a Comment »
Dunno, Dudes…Is There Anything Happening Anywhere??
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Nothing on 11/30/2009 | Leave a Comment »
I know Tiger Woods hit his Cadillac with a tree, on Thanksgiving (maybe?), or some such, but is there anything else actually taking place in the world. Where has all the news worthy of being mocked gone?? Come on World, bring us your latest fuck up, so we can laugh. Sincerely, Editor B C.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged HIV/AIDS, immigration, Obama Administration, travel on 10/30/2009 | Leave a Comment »
ABOUT TIME: President Obama has announced the federal government will end its 22 year-long ban on travel and immigration to the U.S. by people who are HIV-positive. “We are one of only a dozen countries that still bar people with HIV from entering our own country,” Obama said. “If we want to be the global [...]
The F.B.I Says They’re Not Spying On Everyone At Random…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged how to spy, the FBI on 10/29/2009 | Leave a Comment »
…BUT THE F.B.I.’s GENERAL COUNSEL VALERIE CAPRONI OFFERS THIS: “Those who say the F.B.I. should not collect information on a person or group unless there is a specific reason to suspect that the target is up to no good seriously miss the mark. The F.B.I. has been told that we need to determine who poses [...]
Merry Columbus Day!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged columbus day on 10/12/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Hope you have the day off today! If not…oh well. Laterz.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged acitivist judges from the Bronx, Sonia Sotomayor, the supreme court on 07/10/2009 | Leave a Comment »
ONE VICTIM OF SUPREME COURT NOMINEE AND PUERTO RICAN MEXICAN SEPARATIST AND MENSTRUATING LATINA SONIA SOTOMAYOR WILL TESTIFY AGAINST HER DURING HER CONFIRMATION HEARINGS: Republican senators plan to call Frank Ricci, one of the white firefighters who won the U.S. Supreme Court ruling on race discrimination last month, to testify about Sonia Sotomayor next week. [...]
Today’s Headlines: Jet-Setting Lawmakers Adopt Chinese Babies, Hire Gay Mexicans To Babysit, Clean, Cook, Sew And Do Everything Else That’s Too Beneath Them
Posted in Politicking, Prisons, Terrorisms, Uncategorized, Wingnuts, World News, tagged abuse, closeted republicans fear gay power, Guantanamo Bay, human trafficking, hypocritical lawmakers and the people who love them, immigration on 07/03/2009 | Leave a Comment »
– The Obama administration is taking a new approach to curbing the employment of illegal immigrants in this country. Unlike the thuggery of the Bush administration, which focused on high-profile raids of factories, arrests and deportations, and sometimes even prison sentences for illegal workers, the new strategy focuses on the employers who hire the illicit [...]
Where’s the Moral Outrage?
Posted in Politicking, Uncategorized, War, tagged Gaza, international law, Israel, politics, Terrorisms on 06/18/2009 | Leave a Comment »
There’s one thing I find I can always count on America for, and that is its quite unjustified, hypocritical, moral superiority. Except, apparently, when it comes to its lover, Israel. How else can we account for America’s silence towards allegations that Israel committed war crimes in Gaza? To date, too little mention has been made [...]
Bondage Fetishist Dick Cheney Supports Gay Marriage
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Dick Cheney, rainbows on 06/02/2009 | Leave a Comment »
AND NOW THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON: Remember this Dick Cheney guy last week, when he was all, ‘Sorry Mr. President, but waterboarding isn’t torture when you’re doing it to somebody else. Round me up an Arab and I’ll prove it to ya’ ?? Well, he’s moved on from that small bit of deviance to another: [...]
On Abortion
Posted in Lawmaking, Media, Stuff, Uncategorized, tagged abortion, domestic terrorism, legal system, lies your leaders tell you, politics, rants, women on 06/01/2009 | Leave a Comment »
So, in light of this George Tiller murder, I’ve been listening to and thinking over abortion debates the last day or so. And it doesn’t matter how I turn it in my head, I can’t make sense of the lunacy of the extreme pro-lifers. I mean, there’s morons out there saying that Tiller got exactly [...]
The Most Depressing Article On Why Your Government Sucks You’ll Read All Week
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cocksuckers, FEMA on 05/08/2009 | Leave a Comment »
SAY HOW ARE THOSE HURRICANE KATRINA VICTIMS GETTING ON THESE DAYS ANYWAY? “Though more than 4,000 Louisiana homeowners have received rebuilding money only in the last six months, or are struggling with inadequate grants or no money at all, FEMA is intent on taking away their trailers by the end of May. The deadline, which [...]
From Russia, With Love
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged too big to cuddle on 05/05/2009 | Leave a Comment »
40 year-old Russian gent Konstantin F. was not satisfied with his penis size, and went to a Moscow plastic surgery clinic to have it enlarged. He wanted to move up in class, from approximately six to ten inches, because hey why not? (40 year-old American men call this ‘buying a Corvette’.) Konstantin’s doctors urged him [...]
The Thing About Torture
Posted in Lawmaking, Media, Politicking, Terrorisms, Uncategorized, tagged justice, narratives, politics, specious morality, writing all of this was torture on 04/23/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Something strange has happened in the hubbub over this thing, this torture thing, and I’m fairly certain you’ve noticed it as well. A few years back, arguments raged as to whether the United States uses torture to extract information from enemy combatants. This was a big deal. Remember? The Bush administration was steadfast in denying [...]
Genius Does What It Must
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dumb things, people named remo on 04/21/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Remo Spencer, who’s first name is Remo, worked at WalMart. He decided to steal some shit, i.e. laptops, Ipods, what have you, in plain view of the storewide surveillance cameras. Hmm. Fine. He then planned to sell his stolen goods for a damn fine profit . . . . . . by posting the items [...]
Sniveling Turds, Revisited
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged politics, rudy giuliani, she's not your mistress if you marry her on 04/21/2009 | Leave a Comment »
America’s Stain Mayor Rudolph 9u11iani wants to be governor of New York, which is not noteworthy nor newsworthy. But just yesterday he ‘pounced’, like a swollen swamp rat, on current governor David Paterson’s bid to have gay marriage legalized in the state. Giuliani is personally opposed to ‘marriage equality’ and told a New York Post [...]
Need To Locate Some Old Sperm, For Whatever? Finally You Can!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged tell yer mom it's not yours on 04/16/2009 | Leave a Comment »
THE SEMEN DETECTION SPY KIT, HOME EDITION: Sold at Amazon.com. Well, this is one way to get people to do their laundry. Also – anyone else tickled by the potential whole lotta trouble this is going to cause? [Jezebel] You need this thing. You need this thing right now. I want you all to order [...]
Really, Glamour?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dumb things, Michelle Obama on 04/16/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Today’s groundbreaking headling from Glamour: “Do Michelle Obama’s Brows Look Less ‘Angry’ Lately?” What, did we get tired of discussing her perfectly toned arms ad nauseum? We now need to drag in her perfectly arched eyebrows as well… Because clearly, every time we talk about the first lady, it has to be about appearances, be [...]
Mean Ladies, Florida
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Florida on 04/15/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Bearded and musty, the perceived indignities of his adult life flashing before his eyes like lightning before a gathering storm, Troy Christoff sat patiently in his Winter Haven home, his mind devoid of clutter, his course of action mapped, his family right nearby. He loaded his weapon without haste or worry, and plainly spoke. “Each [...]
Death Of A Ladies Man
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged insanity on 04/13/2009 | Leave a Comment »
This thing pictured was at one time maybe the most prolific and revered music producer in this country. From 1960 to 1965 he wrote or produced more than twenty-five Top 40 hits. He invented the so-called Wall of Sound in pop music, and was at one time quite possibly inhabitated by genius. He was also [...]
ENJOY YOUR EASTER, EVERYONE!!
Posted in Uncategorized on 04/11/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Them Again: Levi Johnston Declares His Family Is Not White Trash
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bristol & levi, dueling banjoes on 04/08/2009 | 1 Comment »
YOU HAVE TO ASSERT THIS CLAIM PUBLICLY IN THE UNITED STATES OF 2009: Fighting back against the perceived slanders leveled upon him by ignorant Jeebus creep Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston has denounced her recent statements, and asserted his family is not out for attention and money that is somehow associated with the Palin name (though [...]
The Montagues and The Capulets
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dumb things on 04/06/2009 | 1 Comment »
FIRST LEVI JOHNSTON GOES ON TYRA’S DUMB TALK SHOW: And of course, Tyra Banks, America’s leading investigative journalist, evidently, gets him to admit he and Bristol Palin were ‘doing it’ sans condoms “sometimes”, in a hilarious back and forth exchange. He later went on to dish that Sarah Palin was quite aware he and her [...]
Advancements in Convenience Store Robberies
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged puttin' food on the table on 04/02/2009 | Leave a Comment »
USE YOUR YOUNG DAUGHTER TO DETER GUN-WIELDING STORE OWNERS FROM BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT: Police in Washington are searching for this jackass, identified as Robert Daniel Webb, and his rascally young’n, ‘Baby Faced Nelson’, who stuck up a convenience store Tuesday, using some sob story about him being unemployed and needing money to feed the [...]
