Gay Sensation George Rekers Says He’s Not Gay

George Rekers, Rentboy.com visitor, alleged long stroke enthusiast, and board member of the National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH), is now just a simple Rentboy.com visitor and alleged long stroke enthusiast, as he has resigned his post as a board member at NARTH. Because he’s not gay. From TPM Muckraker: “I am [...]

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George Rekers Fancies The Long Stroke, And Who Doesn’t?!?

Getting to the bottom of things here (shut up), it seems George Rekers’ rented boy, from Rentboy.com, is divulging details of their dalliance across Europe. Speaking with the Miami New Times, “Lucien” reveals that the pair did not, in fact, have sex. Lame. Instead, Rekers spent most of the days letting “Lucien” beat him off. [...]

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George Rekers, Family Research Council Co-Founder, Likes It When Male Prostitutes Handle His Bags Across Europe

Remember when you took that vacation to Europe, and you needed help carrying your luggage, so you went online to Rentboy.com and found a gay male prostitute who helped you carry that luggage, and it was awesome, but some people took it the wrong way and were like, ‘Wait what the fuck?’ Well, the same [...]

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Muslim Clerics Declare War On Women Who Have The Nerve To Uhh Be Capable Of Tanning

Iran’s Islamic leadership continues its fear mongering campaign this week, threatening to arrest women who are suntanned and “who look like walking mannequins,” whatever the fuck that means. Clerics are denouncing the women for violating the spirit of Islamic laws by dressing fashionably rather than wearing the headscarves and shape shrouding cloaks the religion demands [...]

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What Gay Rights?

DON’T MINCE WORDS ROBERT, TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL! What with a new power-sharing constitution being drawn up in Zimbabwe, I guess people thought it was only common sense to ask the country’s homophobic, asshole president Mugabe, if the new constitution would protect gay rights. Because you know, Western rights groups have been yelling [...]

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Vatican Bummed Out About Gay Sex Allegations

HERE’S THE LEAD OF THE WEEK: “A singer in an elite Vatican choir and a jailed Italian public works executive who served as a papal usher were let go by the Vatican this week amid allegations that they were involved in what prosecutors believe was an organized network of gay prostitution, Italian news media reported.” [...]

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Switzlerland To Consider Legal Representation … For Animals

JESUS H. CHRIST: Between famine, war, genocide, human rights abuse, racism, sexism, famine, war, genocide, economic and environmental meltdowns, and every other ‘ism’ in the world, THIS is what the fucking Swiss concern themselves over? REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Legal representations for fucking animals!!!!!!!?!!!!! FAIL, Switzerland. Off with your bored, neutral heads, I say! [Salon]

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Sure Hope You Washed The Jizz Of Your Hands Because The TSA Will Be Swabbing Them Palms In A Jiffy!

SURE WHY NOT: From CNN: “The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers’ hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.” Oh man. Remember when civil liberties, privacy and personal space was a thing, once? [CNN]

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SOME GUY PUNCHED MITT ROMNEY ON A PLANE BECAUSE, WELL WOULDN’T YOU? “The man sitting in front of Ann Romney leaned his seat back, and when Mitt Romney asked him to move it upright before the plane took off, the man became physically violent.” Haha. Get ‘er done. [My Fox Pheonix]

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HERE’S YOUR LEDE, COURTESY OF THE NEW YORK TIMES: “Two former employees of Blackwater Worldwide have accused the private security company of defrauding the government for years by filing bogus receipts, double billing for the same services and charging government agencies for strippers and prostitutes, according to court documents unsealed this week. In a December [...]

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Sexy Fridays: Pakistani Diplomat Named After A Large Cock Passed Over For Ambassador Gig

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO HUGH G. RECTION; RUINED HIS CAREER I TELLS YA! From the Foreign Policy Blog: Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan’s ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do [...]

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Sexy Fridays: Bed Warmers!

Today’s Creepy Sexy Friday! is brought to you by Holiday Inn. The international hotel chain is offering a trial human bed-warming service at three hotels in Britain this month. Basically, if a guest requests it, a “willing” staff member will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit, and slip between the sheets, to warm up [...]

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National Review Person Not Named Jonah Goldberg Pens Sentence Of The Year

MARK KRIKORIAN…GO: “My guess is that Haiti’s so screwed up because it wasn’t colonized long enough.” Those italics are all his, by the way. Oh, you want more? Well, Mark: “But, unlike Jamaicans and Bajans and Guadeloupeans, et al., after experiencing the worst of tropical colonial slavery, the Haitians didn’t stick around long enough to [...]

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Jonah Goldberg’s Latest Column: Yeah I Know A Few Haitians So I Can Say This…Their Country Sucks

We here at CTJ are always tickled when we come across the racist, elitist spewings of some slob ignoramus or other on the interwebs. Enter The National Review’s Jonah Goldberg as Douchebag of the Day. Opining on the difficulties facing Haiti – their poverty, specifically – Goldberg argues that Haiti has a “poverty culture,” which [...]

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United States Puzzled, Confused Over Their Corrupt, Puppet Government In Afghanistan Exhibiting Reluctance To Fight Graft

Not News: According to the latest official report released on Tuesday by the UN’s Office on Drugs and Crime, kickbacks are Afghanistan’s second biggest income generator, accounting for 23 percent ($2.5 billion) of the country’s gross domestic product. US and international officials, of course, are stunned at the pervasiveness of corruption, and the unwillingness of [...]

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Pat Robertson Is a Fucking Asshole

On his Christian Broadcasting Network today, televangelist Pat Robertson told his viewers that the unfortunate earthquake Haiti suffered yesterday was due to the country “being cursed” from having made “a pact with the devil.” This “pact” was made back when the French were raping and colonizing the shit out of the country, and Haitians had [...]

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New Hot See-Through X-Ray Screeners Coming To A Dutch Airport Near You

One asshole who wanted to blow up an airplane over Detroit, USA, (only to be foiled by the defusing power of ball sweat and general idiocy) has prompted the Netherlands to employ full body scanners on all flights to the U.S. Hooray! Expect unwarranted giggles from the Dutch airport security staff in your future. Especially [...]

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Tonight Your President Will Speak To America And Tell Us Why We Should Stay With Afghanistan, Even Though It Got Fat, Old, Bitter, Has A Drug Problem, Is Just ‘Okay’ In The Sack, And We Never Really Wanted To Date It In the First Place

THIS CHAT SHOULD GO OVER WELL: President Obama will be speaking at the United States Military Academy at West Point (symbolism!), and asking 30,000 troops from…somewhere…CanIHazSpareTroops.com, maybe…to head into Afghanistan, for More War. He will tell them (and us) all about how nice Afghanistan is this time of year, what with its rugged mountain terrain, [...]

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Capitalism No Longer Measures Up To Communism; Wonders If It Should Rethink Everything

On Friday, the Cuban government officially approved its first free penis implants for all the men in the country whose sexual suffering has not responded to ‘traditional treatments’ (measuring it in cm). This news is sure to be steeped in the envy and political identity crisis of commie-hating, true-blue American males everywhere. Reds have always [...]

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Gay Men Hunted/Executed In Iraq, Revisited

HEY in August we wrote about a certain cresting atrocity in Iraq; gay men attacked and murdered at alarming rates. Well, New York Magazine is rerporting further on this calamity, profiling the efforts of a group of New Yorkers who are attempting to “shepherd [these men] to safety.” Give it a read. [NY Mag: The [...]

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Wishes Jewish People A Happy New Year…

…BY CALLING ISRAEL A ZIONIST REGIME, THE HOLOCAUST A MYTH, AND WANTING THEM ALL DEAD BY SOMETIME LAST WEEK: Baby steps, people. Baby steps. So now, of course, instead of having constructive, diplomatic talks with Western nations in two weeks, Iran will instead be issued Criterion Collection dvd’s of “The Pianist” and asked repeatedly why [...]

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The U.S Arms The World With Weapons; Probably Not Helping With The ‘Peace On Earth’ Stuff

SELLING A SHIT-TON OF GUNS IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY, AND GOOD FOR THE APOCALYPSE: It’s a win-win: “The United States signed weapons agreements valued at $37.8 billion in 2008, or 68.4 percent of all business in the global arms bazaar, up significantly from American sales of $25.4 billion the year before.” Just think of [...]

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North Korea Will Soon Enrich Uranium; To Kill Everyone … Sometime Next Week

THIS POST IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO RUN THIS INCREDIBLE PICTURE AGAIN: Yeah yeah North Korea is in the ‘final stages’ of enriching uranium, for MURDER, their Final Solution, and they are ignoring the sanctions committee because ‘we’ve got the bomb now so suck it, sanctions committee’, but this photo is ALL win ALL the [...]

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UK Advances Parenting Rights for Lesbians

A law change in England and Wales will now allow women in same-sex relationships to register both their names on the birth certificate of a child conceived as a result of fertility treatment. Female couples not in a civil partnership but receiving fertility treatment may also both be registered. The law is a great step [...]

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