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THIS POST IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO RUN THIS INCREDIBLE PICTURE AGAIN: Yeah yeah North Korea is in the ‘final stages’ of enriching uranium, for MURDER, their Final Solution, and they are ignoring the sanctions committee because ‘we’ve got the bomb now so suck it, sanctions committee’, but this photo is ALL win ALL the [...]

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Commemorative Dildos

THE HEAD O STATE: Just let us know if you’ve a birthday on the horizon, and it’s all yours.

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Look out world, Dora is growing up! Following the latest in a gross and bizarre doll makeover trend, Mattel will be releasing a new Dora doll this fall, described by the company’s marketers as having “a whole new fashionable look” aimed at appealing to tweens everywhere. The original Dora the Explorer is an adventurous, outdoorsy [...]

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SURE WHY NOT?: Tattoo Stylin’ Barbie “comes with a set of tattoo stickers, which can be placed anywhere on her body.” Hubba hubba. I guess the choice was between this, Goth Teen Barbie, and Weight Issues Barbie. Oh and despite some concerns from parents, Mattel has no plans to discontinue the doll, saying “she gives [...]

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The Lord packs an AK-47 evidently. Even though he’s supposed to be all-powerful without it. Geez this guy. Anger, much? He is also an older white gentleman, with a long white beard, to match his long white coat and tasteful white jumpsuit. He is very white, this diety. In case you were not aware. Anyway, [...]

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