AWWWWWWWW SO CUTE: But is this what *really really white* people do? If they can subvert all triggers and reminders of another human’s Negroid status, in their minds, for like twenty minutes or an hour or some shit, then this other human, the Negro, becomes socially acceptable to them? And then racism dies? Got it. [...]
Archive for the ‘TeeVee’ Category
John Edwards Is America’s New Baby Daddy
Posted in Media, Politicking, Sexytime, TeeVee, tagged john edwards, rielle hunter on 01/21/2010 | Leave a Comment »
SHOCKERS: Disgraced human John Edwards, after months of changing poopy diapers, finally admitted today that he would not have been changing said poopy diapers, if they weren’t the poopy diapers of his little daughter. Awwww: “I am Quinn’s father. I will do everything in my power to provide her with the love and support she [...]
Most Of America To Be Wiped Out By Heart Disease
Posted in Animals, Health, Sicknesses, TeeVee, tagged death, health and fitness, hooray, the teevee on 01/12/2010 | Leave a Comment »
BUT I GOTS TO WATCH IDOL!! A new study by a bunch of Australian researchers, found that every hour spent watching TeeVee or sitting in front of a monitor each day increases the risk of dying from heart disease by almost a fifth (!!!). By monitoring 8,800 adults for six years, scientists found that people [...]
Rudolph Guiliani Lies About Everything (Again)
Posted in Politicking, TeeVee, Wingnuts, tagged actual unrepentant fucking liars, America's Perineum, rudy giuliani on 01/08/2010 | Leave a Comment »
Remember when 9/11 and the ‘shoe bomber’ and the anthrax attacks didn’t happen while George W. Bush was President? Neither does America’s Perineum, Rudolph Giuliani! Yes. The space between your ass and balls had this to say, on the Good Morning America television program, just a few short hours ago: “…we had no domestic attacks [...]
Fox News Runs The Second Worst Poll They’ve Run This Year
Posted in TeeVee, The End of the World, Wingnuts, tagged Fox News, if you can't add then don't, maths is hard on 12/09/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Well well Fox News had soooo much fun with their last Pie Chart Of Things a few weeks ago, which revealed that 193% of Republicans support Republican candidates in 2012, they decided to gather some *new facts* from another poll. Above we find that of the standard 120% of the human population (if you include [...]
Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
Posted in Boredom, New Jersey, TeeVee, tagged bad reality shows, jersey shore, pop culture, television on 12/08/2009 | 3 Comments »
We don’t know if y’all watch the disastrously trashy awesomeness that is Jersey Shore on MTV, but you should. Because it is pop culture at its worst/best, and these people are real. And then, you should see about getting a Jersey Shore nickname. Your editors B C “The Bicep” and A G “The Back End” [...]
Sen. Chuck Grassley Thinks Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s Trial In NYC Could Turn Out Just Like The O.J Trial, Which Made Him Sad
Posted in TeeVee, Terrorisms, The End of the World, Wingnuts, tagged Chuck Grassley, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, meet Congress, OJ Simpson on 11/19/2009 | Leave a Comment »
O.J SIMPSON WAS AN ALLEGED TERRORIST MASTERMIND? Senator Chuck (R-Iowa) reiterated in his statement (it is amazing, this statement) that’s he’s just a simple farmer, and not a lawyer. Just wanted to get it on the record. Just puttin’ it out there … that he has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. He’s [...]
Posted in TeeVee, tagged David Letterman, extortion, non-scandal scandals, TeeVee on 10/02/2009 | Leave a Comment »
FUN WITH EXTORTION: Late-night teevee comedian David Letterman has so much sex with the ladies in his employ, someone who was neither Letterman or those ladies figured they might as well get paid for it. Hey kids, can you say GRAND LARCENY? [NY Times] UPDATE: Hey read more on the alleged extortionist, Robert “Joe” Halderman, [...]
CNN Asks The Tough Questions
Posted in Internet, TeeVee, The End of the World, Wingnuts, tagged CNN sucks so bad, jesus h. christ on 09/17/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Hmm, not really sure…I don’t see the N-word anywhere. So I’d lean towards ‘no’. Next, on Lou Dobbs: Lynchings: Racist or Fun To See Live??? [CNN]
Mad Men Season 3 Premiere’s Tonight!!
Posted in Media, TeeVee, tagged Mad Men, season premieres, television on 08/16/2009 | Leave a Comment »
We hopes everyone is as excited about the upcoming third season of AMC’s “Mad Men” as we are! Season premiere, tonight at 10p (EST), y’all. [AMC: Mad Men]
Gossip Roundup UPDATE: Is Rielle Hunter The Father Of John Edwards’ Black Baby?? OF COURSE!!
Posted in Sexytime, Sicknesses, TeeVee, The End of the World, tagged baby daddies, bad parenting, john edwards, losers, paternity tests, rielle hunter on 08/14/2009 | Leave a Comment »
BABY DADDIES: Helmet-haired hack John Edwards will admit today, on the teevee (ugh), that he had baby-producing sex with that nutball videographer lady, while his wife was sick with the cancer. Guess he was right about those Two Americas – there’s one where you impregnate some jackass clown while your wife is gravely infirmed, and [...]
The Government Will Soon Regulate Our Snacking and Nap Times, Because Democrats Are a Bunch of Communist Pansies
Posted in Economy, Health, Lawmaking, Media, Politicking, TeeVee, Terrorisms, War, tagged Chuck Schumer, drugs on teevee, Economy, government regulations, Health, laws, Media, Obama Administration, politics, stock market, TeeVee, The CIA on 07/27/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Why do Democrats Hate Our Freedoms? • Lawmakers are trying to curb TeeVee commercials for prescription drugs aimed at curing people of preposterous maladies like deficient eyelashes, restless leg syndrome, and male urinary urgency, that may cause obscene side effects like four-hour erections. (Because honestly, wouldn’t a four-hour erection cause urinary urgency and restless leg [...]
Fox News Analyst Thinks Taliban Should Maybe Kill That Kidnapped American Soldier
Posted in Military, TeeVee, Terrorisms, The End of the World, War, Wingnuts, tagged douchebags, Fox News, Fox News hates the troops now?, USA! on 07/24/2009 | Leave a Comment »
LT. COL. RALPH PETERS SAID IT COULD SAVE THE U.S “A LOT OF LEGAL HASSLE”: But he went back on the O’Reilly Factor last night and softened from his earlier statements, simply calling the Pfc. Bowe Bergdahl a possibly mentally-disturbed liar and deserter. He claims to have gotten his facts from “a very senior military [...]
Some Guy Named Michael Karolchyk Thinks Dr. Regina Benjamin Is Too Fat To Be Surgeon General
Posted in Health, Ladies, Politicking, Sexist, TeeVee, tagged Fox News, Health, ignorant media, Michael Karolchyk, prejudices, Regina Benjamin, sexism, surgeon general, too big to serve on 07/22/2009 | 1 Comment »
I’ve tried to steer clear of the “controversy” surrounding Surgeon General nominee Dr. Regina Benjamin, as a means of undermining, or at least, not furthering or validating the insanity of arguments pertaining to her weight. Because I don’t see what a person’s weight, color or sex have to do with their mental ability, at all, [...]
Fox Alert: Audiences Can Now Text Hit Lists; Kill
Posted in TeeVee, tagged death, Fox News, Geraldo on 06/30/2009 | 1 Comment »
Last night, on Faux News (see what I did there?), TeeVee personalities Geraldo Rivera and Bill O’Reilly recommended the murder of David Earls, a convicted child-rapist who was sentenced to a ridiculous one-year term for his crime. Because the problem isn’t our criminal justice system, but the fact that we cannot openly murder certain undesirables, [...]
WTF
Posted in TeeVee, tagged dumb things on 04/08/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Apparently, some assholes have decided to give the attention-starved “Octomom”, Nadya Suleman, even more fucking attention. Because that’s how you get rid of annoying people. Yeah, so, some fresh-out-of-original-ideas dooshbag out there decided that what this lady needs is her own reality show. It will focus on the Nadya’s life as a single mother of [...]
“9/11 Part Two” At This Weekend’s America’s Next Top Model Auditions
Posted in TeeVee, tagged dumb things, stampedes on 03/16/2009 | Leave a Comment »
OF COURSE THIS HAPPENED: The casting call outside of the Park Central Hotel turned into full-blown seismic insanity after an overheated car caused panic, leading to a few heroes to screaming “There’s a bomb!”. Dicks. People ran and mayhem ensued, as hundreds of hopefuls for Tyra Banks’ dumb television show about modelling trampled each other [...]
Elisabeth Hasselback Is Stupid, Says Dumb Stuff
Posted in TeeVee, tagged elisabeth hasselbeck on 02/27/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Was everyone aware that the government is a living, breathing body, hungry for your organs? Fact. Just ask this twat. Why can’t someone shut her the FUCK up already? [Jezebel] Ed. Note: I could almost get where she’s coming from, about the idea of having to opt-out of organ donation . . . but how [...]
Top Chef Finale Recap: That Thing (Pictured) Wins!
Posted in TeeVee, tagged top chef on 02/26/2009 | Leave a Comment »
The final episode of the Top Chef . . . bit it, mostly! But I am charged with recapping it anyway. Welly well, we catch up with the cheftestants in their New Orleans locale for the last challenge of season 5. At some point they wake up and dress. Then they board some antiquated riverboat [...]
