We don’t know if y’all watch the disastrously trashy awesomeness that is Jersey Shore on MTV, but you should. Because it is pop culture at its worst/best, and these people are real. And then, you should see about getting a Jersey Shore nickname. Your editors B C “The Bicep” and A G “The Back End” [...]
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Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
Posted in Boredom, New Jersey, TeeVee, tagged bad reality shows, jersey shore, pop culture, television on 12/08/2009 | 3 Comments »
The CuterThanJesus Local Election Day Roundup!
Posted in New Jersey, Politicking, The End of the World, Wingnuts, tagged bill owens, Bill Thompson, Chris Christie, douglas hoffman, electioneering, Jon Corzine, Mike Bloomberg on 11/04/2009 | 1 Comment »
Here in New York City, incumbent Mayor-of-Gettin’ Paid Mike Bloomberg won again, but only narrowly, which, according to some idiots on teevee, is not a mandate. Yes. He must now text losing candidate Bill Thompson for advice on all major decisions over the next four years. Get the unlimited plan, bro! FUN FACT: 66% of [...]
New Jersey Brazilian Wax Updates!
Posted in New Jersey, tagged brazilian waxing on 03/23/2009 | Leave a Comment »
YOUR GENITALS WILL BE ALLOWED TO BE STRIPPED BALD, AFTER ALL: A few weeks ago New Jersey’s dumb Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling (that phrase is never not funny) had proposed Brazilian waxing be banned in the state after TWO WHOLE WOMEN complained of injury during the procedure. But in a letter written Friday by [...]
New Jersey To Ban Brazilian Waxing
Posted in New Jersey, Weirdnesses, tagged brazilian waxing on 03/13/2009 | 1 Comment »
Brazilian waxes, and their ilk, could be banned from spas and salons, if a bill is passed by the state’s Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling (I’m going to assume every state has this board, but it just makes sense I’d first hear of the Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling in New Jersey). Salon owners predict [...]
