Scientists at the University of Utah have developed a new kind of “molecular condom” to protect women from AIDS. Since the first step in the process of HIV infection in a woman is the virus diffusing from semen to vaginal tissue, scientists focused their efforts specifically on stopping that first step. The result? A vaginal [...]
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Posted in Health, Inventions, Sexytime, tagged AIDS, AIDS prevention, new things, Science on 08/10/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Sexy Fridays: Advancements in Beachwear
Posted in Boredom, Fashion, Inventions, Sexytime, tagged bad fashion, dumb things, offensive inventions, Sexy Fridays, stupid trends, you no longer have to wonder how big it is or what he's dreaming about on 08/07/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Finally! A place to warehouse your boner, for those times you’re on sitting on the beach, getting a boner…what? [Village Voice] Note: Some photos NSFW And of course, there’s the new Naked Bikini, invented in Germany for men looking to exact revenge on an ex after a bad break up. Good grief people. [The Sun [...]
Dr. Bottom Introduces: Aspray, The Spray For All Your Assy-Smelling Needs
Posted in Inventions, Media, Stuff, Weirdnesses, tagged Aspray, bad advertising, dumb things, Marketing, Media, silly products, unfortunate doctor names on 07/27/2009 | 2 Comments »
Maybe it’s the schizophrenic rain storms, or the steamy, sticky July experience so singular to NYC, but I think everyone should follow Doc Bottom’s suggestions, and pick up a can of Aspray, the all-over body spray that can be used to eliminate the beastly odors emanating from your stinky butt cracks and your sweaty balls. [...]
Hey Ur’ine Luck … God I Hate Puns
Posted in Inventions, Traveling to the Foreigns, tagged Japan, Yes I'll have a pair of those thank you on 05/12/2009 | Leave a Comment »
INTRODUCING THE ‘ANGELS KNEEL PILLOW’: To prevent Japanese men, and men everywhere, really, from pissing themselves and their immediate surroundings whenever they go to the bathroom. [Inventor Spot]
Wonderbulge!
Posted in Fashion, Inventions, Sexytime, tagged dumb things, false advertising, stupid trends on 04/21/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Time to leave those tube socks behind, kiddies. Grown up men falsely advertise with grown up gadgets. Here’s one: A designer in Croatia has come up with the next product in the natural progression of the revolutionary push-up line – push-up pants! I know, totally original. I mean, what will they think of next?!? Similar [...]
Good Ideas: Design Your Own Baby
Posted in Health, Inventions, Science, tagged custom babies, dumb things on 03/03/2009 | 1 Comment »
In a mere six months, the same voodoo priestesses doctors who gave parents the ability to choose the gender of their babies, may be able to allow child-expecting shitheads to customize the eye and hair color of their little ones. It’s The Future! “In the process of doing gender selection, said eugenics enthusiast Dr. Jeff [...]
Sexy Fridays: Exciting New Underwear
Posted in Inventions, Weirdnesses, tagged dumb things on 02/27/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Not feeling felt up enough lately? Have you found yourself always wanting that sensation of someone just cold grabbing on your tits, as you go about your day? Obviously those are rhetorical questions. So here’s this dumb thing. [The Hands-On Bra: InventorSpot]
