HAHA: Here is the latest Fox News online poll thing, which confirms that the teabaggers will kill and consume us all sometime tomorrow, because of black people, ACORN, and socialism. [Fox News]
Archive for the ‘Internet’ Category
Even Fox News Readers Are Like, ‘Yeah, The Tea Baggers Are Fucking Terrible’
Posted in Internet, Politicking, Racisms, The End of the World, Wingnuts, tagged crunching the numbers, Fox News, important things, new polls, teabaggers on 02/10/2010 | Leave a Comment »
CNN Asks The Tough Questions
Posted in Internet, TeeVee, The End of the World, Wingnuts, tagged CNN sucks so bad, jesus h. christ on 09/17/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Hmm, not really sure…I don’t see the N-word anywhere. So I’d lean towards ‘no’. Next, on Lou Dobbs: Lynchings: Racist or Fun To See Live??? [CNN]
Here’s Your Connecticut State Legislature, “Hammering Out The Budget”
Posted in Internet, Lawmaking, Politicking, tagged connecticut, don't judge - you play games all day too!, Jobs, The End of the World, the internet, Video Games, why isn't anyone on the twiiter? on 09/01/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Some solitaire … some espn.com … a guy up front might be on aol.com there, which is weird … a little Spider Solitaire action also, which is a good game but IT IS VERY HARD. So kudos to that lady, playing that… but honestly, if you spy the blowhard on the right, identified as House [...]
Racist Crazies Come Out in Moran/Dean Town Hall
Posted in Health, Internet, Media, Politicking, Racisms, Wingnuts, tagged ...craaaaazzzy..., health care reform, lies my republicans told me, politics, propaganda, racism, Wingnuts, you tube on 08/28/2009 | 1 Comment »
I mean, I knew racists were creative (see: racism), but having a man in an Obama mask beating an old man and a fetus takes the cake. Jesus H. the fucking crazies in this fucking country. [via Slog]
Broadband Reaches Africa
Posted in Internet, Traveling to the Foreigns, World News, tagged Africa, cool news, progress, the internet on 07/30/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Did everyone know that fiber optic cable was finally made available to Africa just last month? We here at CTJ certainlty didn’t, because no one bothers with cool news like that. So, congrats to Africa’s newfound connectivity to the world, via the interwebs! Now go over to FP Passport and read their post on how [...]
Why Is Everyone Out To Piss Me The F**K OFF?
Posted in Health, Internet, tagged abortion, bad parenting, displeased co-editors, entertainment, Google, TeeVee, the 24 hour Swine Flu Party Channel on 07/02/2009 | Leave a Comment »
• Internet overlord Google is blocking abortion ads in over a dozen countries. You know, those stupid ads that show up when you’re emailing about different stuff, that no one clicks on? Yeah. Google claims they’re trying to level the playing field (cuz the abortion debate is a game?), hence removing the ads, and “enabling [...]
Michael Jackson Kills The Internet
Posted in Internet, Music, tagged Internet, Michael Jackson, smooth criminals, Twitter doesn't deserve to live on 06/26/2009 | Leave a Comment »
The news of Michael Jackson’s cardiac arrest-coma-resuscitation-death-resurrection-posthumous album featuring 2Pac caused such a flurry of Internet activity yesterday, heavily-trafficked websites such as CNN, LA Times, Twitter, and TMZ were crushed in a shitstorm of Google monsters searching for updates on Jackson’s condition. Har har. [Tech Crunch] Meanwhile, Jackson’s music is crushing ass on Itunes, occupying [...]
What’s Amazon’s Problem, Exactly?!?
Posted in Internet, Media, Sexist, Video Games, tagged bad products, everything's on sale for a bit of profit, violence, women on 05/29/2009 | 2 Comments »
A while back I posted on the horrid rape simulation game that Amazon.com was selling… which they finally managed to ban. Now, in an effort to reaffirm their standing on my shit list, they’re selling another game involving (or rather, promoting) violence against women. “Stockholm: An Exploration of True Love” is a game that allows [...]
The ‘Craigslist Killer’ Ruins Everybody’s Fun
Posted in Internet, tagged Craigslist, stop killing our prostitutes plz on 05/13/2009 | 3 Comments »
What was his name again? Bernie Madoff or whatever? No matter; the famed internet handjob parlor Craigslist has decided to cease and desist with its ‘erotic services’ ads, one month after a poor girl exchanging sex for money was murdered in a Ponzi scheme, allegedly by some deranged slob from Boston, who is currently imprisoned. [...]
CYBERWARS!!
Posted in Internet, War, tagged The Taliban is still using Norton Anti-virus on 04/28/2009 | Leave a Comment »
HERE’S YOUR LEAD: “When American forces in Iraq wanted to lure members of Al Qaeda into a trap, they hacked into one of the group’s computers and altered information that drove them into American gun sights.” Oh say well isn’t that something?? This fascinating article in the New York Times delves into the lengths the [...]
So Did You Hear Barack Obama Visited The Muslim Hot Beds and Declared His Hatred for America?
Posted in Internet, tagged secret muslims on 04/06/2009 | Leave a Comment »
HE HAS TRADED IN OUR BELOVED NATION FOR TWENTY-NINE AMERICAN DOLLARS AND SOME RATTY, DOG-EARED FORTY HADITH’S: During his trip to Europe, Barack ‘He aint mai Prezdnit!’ NOObama stopped in that radical Islam factory, Turkey, to rail against his own country, declaring that we, the United States of America, are ‘not at war with Islam’ [...]
New Phrases People Will Begin Using, To Bother Me
Posted in Internet, Sicknesses on 03/04/2009 | Leave a Comment »
‘TEXTUAL HARRASSMENT’ THE NEW WAY TO MINDFUCK OLD FLAMES AND STRANGERS: A recently released U.S Justice Department report “found 23 percent of stalking or harassment victims reported in 2006 that the stalker had used some form of cyberstalking, such as cell phone texting or e-mail.” Who woulda thunk it? And it’s so good people are [...]
Conservatives States Lead Nation in Porn
Posted in Internet, Sexytime, tagged frauds, humorous conclusions on 02/28/2009 | 1 Comment »
“Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain” in November. This is not a surprise. Though the best part is confirming something I’d heard a few years ago but could never corroborate – that the state of Utah (where nearly 60% of its inhabitants claim to be members [...]
