Did you know Jesus was built like a brick shithouse? Has he been using the Iron Gym? No matter. Editor A G and I are moving to Florida right now, and buying a car, so we can get these license plates featuring ripped and hot blond Jesus taking a nap, with the sun at his [...]
Archive for the ‘Florida’ Category
I Don’t Need No License To Love Jesus, But Give It Here Anyway
Posted in Florida, tagged how about GO JEWS for my plate number? on 04/28/2009 | Leave a Comment »
High School Student Suspended For Farting On Purpose
Posted in Florida, tagged letting off steam on 03/20/2009 | Leave a Comment »
OBVIOUSLY THIS HAPPENED IN FLORIDA: ‘Fart’ is such an unfortunate word, but anyway, 15 year-old Vladimir Pootin’ Jonathon Locked Jr. was suspended from Bill Duncan Opportunity School under the district’s rule against disruptive behavior. So here are the week’s best two written sentences: School officials said the teen repeatedly passed gas to make other children [...]
Finals of the National Pole Dancing Competition To Be Held In NYC This Weekend
Posted in Florida, Sexytime, tagged pole dancing on 03/12/2009 | Leave a Comment »
WE ARE ALL GOING TO THIS THING TOGETHER: Did you not know it was happening this Sunday? Did you not know pole-dancing is a growing and “legitimate” workout routine (even though other workout routines that involve cardio and endurance training work just as well?) Well, in South Florida, Mind-Body Connection offers classes twice a week, [...]
