“DURING VERY RIGOROUS INTERCOURSE, THE PENIS SLIPS OUT AND IN AN ATTEMPT TO RAM IT BACK IN, THE MAN HITS THE WOMAN’S PUBIC BONE AND POPS THE PENIS”: Why certainly, how do you do it?
This hot new trend of having sex for the purposes of breaking your dick into a thousand pieces has led to a sharp increase in hospital visits for men in Jamaica. Their alleged obsession with “daggerin;” or rough sex, bares the blame. Daggeration has gone from a mere dance hall craze to sexytime sexing maneuver, as seen here in this Mr. Vegas video.
Dr. Alverston Bailey, a past president of the Medical Association of Jamaica, informs us you’d be better off having the car door slammed on it for 20 minutes:
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When the penis was fractured there was a loud popping sound, followed by excruciating pain and significant swelling, causing the penis to appear deformed. He noted that in some cases, blood might be seen coming from the organ.
Hawt. But at least you showed her who’s boss, right?!? [Nation News]
Ugh, that’s no good. Seems that someone needs to be a bit more gentle, at least until they refine their technique.
Easy up boys, there’s more than one way to skin a cat.