“Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain” in November. This is not a surprise. Though the best part is confirming something I’d heard a few years ago but could never corroborate – that the state of Utah (where nearly 60% of its inhabitants claim to be members [...]
Archive for February, 2009
Conservatives States Lead Nation in Porn
Posted in Internet, Sexytime, tagged frauds, humorous conclusions on 02/28/2009 | 1 Comment »
Sexy Fridays: For All Us Size Queens Out There
Posted in Stuff, Weirdnesses, tagged condoms on 02/27/2009 | Leave a Comment »
WELL IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME: These (left) were being handed out recently, at Carnaval in Trinidad & Tobago. Condoms charting erection size, crudely broken down by ethnicity/race of the penis owner in question. Thanks Durex! Interesting to know Asian people are “canary yellow” and Hispanics are “blood red”. Oh and don’t fret when your [...]
Oh Noes! America’s Beloved and Unfairly Persecuted Watermelon Mayor To Resign!
Posted in Politicking, Racisms on 02/27/2009 | Leave a Comment »
DEAN GROSE WILL STEP DOWN MONDAY: The Los Alamitos mayor says he is sorry, and that the ordeal has made him unable to properly lead the city. He reiterates he did not mean to offend, and is sticking with the story that he was not aware of the racist connotation. But if you didn’t know, [...]
Oh No You Didn’t! China Tells U.S To ‘Mind Your Own Business, Beeyotch’
Posted in World News, tagged new wars on 02/27/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Haha. So the United States published some report, citing China’s vast and varied human rights abuses. And China was all, “Well 去你的!, you hypocrite motherfuckers!! What about all your racial discrimination, and your CRIME!?! So busy worrying about us, that’s why all your young people are failures on anti-psychotic drugs!! Now get out my face!!” [...]
End Of The World Updates
Posted in Economy, World News, tagged doom on 02/27/2009 | Leave a Comment »
In what reads like a reproduction of the European Revolutions of 1848, Michael Klare’s sobering op-ed piece over at Salon.com discusses the rampant, violent protests and riots breaking out throughout the world, as economies collapse, governments fail, and unemployment, food shortages and social unrest rise. This is his lead: “The global economic meltdown has already [...]
Sexy Fridays: Exciting New Underwear
Posted in Inventions, Weirdnesses, tagged dumb things on 02/27/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Not feeling felt up enough lately? Have you found yourself always wanting that sensation of someone just cold grabbing on your tits, as you go about your day? Obviously those are rhetorical questions. So here’s this dumb thing. [The Hands-On Bra: InventorSpot]
Elisabeth Hasselback Is Stupid, Says Dumb Stuff
Posted in TeeVee, tagged elisabeth hasselbeck on 02/27/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Was everyone aware that the government is a living, breathing body, hungry for your organs? Fact. Just ask this twat. Why can’t someone shut her the FUCK up already? [Jezebel] Ed. Note: I could almost get where she’s coming from, about the idea of having to opt-out of organ donation . . . but how [...]
Top Chef Finale Recap: That Thing (Pictured) Wins!
Posted in TeeVee, tagged top chef on 02/26/2009 | Leave a Comment »
The final episode of the Top Chef . . . bit it, mostly! But I am charged with recapping it anyway. Welly well, we catch up with the cheftestants in their New Orleans locale for the last challenge of season 5. At some point they wake up and dress. Then they board some antiquated riverboat [...]
They Finally Caught That Big Coon On The White House Lawn
Posted in Animals, Weirdnesses, tagged The White House on 02/26/2009 | 1 Comment »
NEWS UPDATES: So few weeks ago it was reported a family of raccoons had infiltrated the surrounding grounds of the White House, causing mischief, looking for a handout, some reparations bailout money probably. Well, the National Park Service has finally caught the biggest one (chomping on watermelon, I’d wager), and immediately disappeared it. Man, there [...]
Clever Marketing For All You Womens Out There
Posted in Health, Marketing, tagged Frito Lay on 02/26/2009 | Leave a Comment »
If you like a side of sexism with your snacks, Frito-Lay has just the chips for you! The company, a division of PepsiCo, is overhauling its snacks to make them more appealing to women, after finally catching on that although women snack more often than men, they do not eat chips/Frito-Lay snacks. According to Frito-Lay’s [...]
Hot New Trends: Sleaze
Posted in Sicknesses, Terrorisms on 02/26/2009 | Leave a Comment »
‘UPSKIRTING’ ON THE RISE: You know, with cell phone cameras, etc. Yeah so, I’m never going to wear a skirt again. [Guardian UK] [Ed. Note: Eh. I still might - B C]
Finishing Up Strong
Posted in Military, tagged prison abuse on 02/26/2009 | Leave a Comment »
A lawyer for Guantanamo prison detainees says abuse has ramped up since the inauguration of Barack Obama. Ahmed Ghappour (probably a foreign) attributes this rise in arbitrary ass-whoopin’ to frustrated and sadistic guards getting their last “kicks in” before the prison is shut down. The abuses, both alleged and verified, are quite deplorable. Not that [...]
Breaking News About Weight Loss That Is Just Shocking
Posted in Health, tagged dumb studies on 02/26/2009 | Leave a Comment »
‘LANDMARK’ STUDY CONCLUDES WEIGHT LOSS DIRECTLY RELATED TO HOW MUCH FOOD YOU EAT: Arrrgh. Two years. Two blundering years were spent financing the National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute’s asinine research on dietary programs, to realize people who ate fewer calories lost more weight. Come on, United States of America. You can do better than [...]
Americans Need A Law To Prevent Them From Keeping Wild Primates As Pets
Posted in Animals, Politicking, Weirdnesses on 02/25/2009 | 1 Comment »
With common sense not enough of a deterrent, Congress was forced to pass a bill that would make it more difficult for people to buy pet chimps. Honestly, how stupid are the people that live in this country? Well, I guess it only took some woman getting her face clawed off. Now there’s something called [...]
You Heard The One About How The White House Garden Only Grows Watermelon, Right? HAHA So Funny!
Posted in Politicking, Racisms on 02/25/2009 | 2 Comments »
Good fucking grief. Dean Grose, the mayor of Los Alamitos, California, sends out a HILARIOUS joke (pictured) from his personal email, the caption reading, “No Easter egg hunt this year.” Wait. I’ll give you a chance to catch your breath. From all the laughing. Done? Weirdly, some folks went and took this the wrong way. [...]
California Assemblyman Introduces Marijuana Legalization Legislation
Posted in Lawmaking on 02/25/2009 | 1 Comment »
Any non-tard will tell you the de-criminalization of marijuana use won’t really really happen ever because yer gubbment cannot control the farming or distribution of the drug, i.e. they can’t get in on “their” portion of the proceeds. You know, taxes. But one state may be moving forward with efforts to put these days behind [...]
Informative Articles
Posted in Health on 02/25/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Were you aware Finasteride might help reduce the risk of prostate cancer? Hmm? Well who cares! I mean, am I right or am I right? We only read this article for the pictures. [eCanadaNow]
Continuing The Theme About Art
Posted in Art, tagged doing stuff on 02/24/2009 | 1 Comment »
I’m toying with the notion of posting a monthly list of things I’d like to do in the field of the arts; exhibits I want to check out, movies I want to see, and so forth. Co-editor B C might or might not join (dependant on his interests). Anyway, here’s what I’d like to check [...]
Books To Read: The Good Soldier Svejk: And His Fortunes in the World War
Posted in Art, Books, tagged book reviews, Good Soldier Svejk, Jaroslav Hasek on 02/24/2009 | Leave a Comment »
I interrupt this processional of jokes about losers to direct our reader(s) to some planetary good things. I suspect we will do this arbitrarily. Sometimes it will be about books, at other times music. Maybe film, on occasion. We will pretend we are cultured and refined. Then we will go back to comparing politicians to [...]
George W. Bush Offered Greeter Position At Dallas Area Hardware Store
Posted in Jobs, Politicking, tagged George W. Bush on 02/24/2009 | 1 Comment »
Fearing he couldn’t work the cash register, Elliott’s Hardware of Dallas Forth-Worth has offered former President George W. Bush the chance to stand at the front of their store and wave at the folks as they hunker in for screws and such. He can do that one plenty good, we figure. Right? Elliott’s even went [...]
How To Raise Up Yer Young’n
Posted in Religion, Weirdnesses, tagged church, stabbing on 02/24/2009 | Leave a Comment »
19 year-old Maryland man wears his hat (pictured) in church. Get’s stabbed. In the ass. By his father. He was getting just too big to spank. [My Fox DC]
